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[perseverant]

So there's orange juice in the fridge, and I have some peroxide to clean the blood stains on the couches.

... So, should we go through everyone's place one by one? Maybe I'll start a cleaning service.

Comments

[twinknife]

Ugh, shouldn't we just take care of our own messes? No offense but isn't mopping up other people's blood... kinda gross.....

[yearoftruth.livejournal.com]

It doesn't bother me. I worked nights as a hospital janitor for a while.

[twinknife]

Ugh, ugh, don't even say it!! I don't want to know what went on in that hospital! Cleaning up the meat department at Junes is more than enough gore for me

[yearoftruth.livejournal.com]

You don't have to help if you don't want to.

[twinknife]

Are you crazy?? And let you do all the work? That's a lot of blood, you know!!

[yearoftruth.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it is. I can't say it won't look like the end result of a B movie.

[twinknife]

Ugh, only way more gross-smelling.

Guess we'd better get moving on this stuff before it hardens, huh? I'll..... get a mop.

[yearoftruth.livejournal.com]

Here. I'll dilute the peroxide.

[twinknife]

Ugh, peroxide and dried blood. Sounds like a winning combination. Make sure you wear a handkerchief over your nose - this is going to get real nasty, real fast.

[tenbeefsteaks]

That would help... a lot.

Hey, after we're done, I'll... buy you dinner?

[yearoftruth.livejournal.com]

Sure, if you're offering.

[tenbeefsteaks]

All right! It's a plan, then!

[expositional]

Thank you, sempai. Of course we will help as well.

[yearoftruth.livejournal.com]

It won't take much time if we all get into it.